Observation #1

(Young man and woman)

I saw this

Young man

In a restaurant

The other day.

He was letting his

Girlfriend pay for

The meal.

I really don’t know

What this young man

Does for a living,

But I’m pretty sure

He’s no brain surgeon.

Observation #2

(Photos)

Did you ever notice

That you look really good

In pictures that are

Slightly blurry.

Observation #3

(Photos)

Did you even notice that

You look even better

When you are not

Even in the picture.

Observation #4

(Photos)

Did you ever notice

That women take a lot

more pictures than men.

Observation #5

(Photos)
Did you even notice

That women are a

Lot more beautiful

than men…..

So why in hell are they

Taking pictures of us.

Observation #6

(Men and Woman)

Did you ever notice that

Both men and women

Don’t mind watching

two women kiss or

roll around in bed

together.

But, not even women--

Want to watch two men

Kissing or rolling around

In bed together.