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"Snippets"
by stanley r medley

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California Freezing

The temperature at which

People in California

Start Bitchin’ --

“I’m Cold!”

….Now that would be

About fifty-nine degrees.

On “Tattoos”

I LIKE tattoos.

I think they are really cool.

Why before the recent increase

In tattoo popularity,

It used to take me three

Or four dates

To figure out a girl

Was STUPID!

On “Tattoos” 2

Now of course I am
“just kidding.”

Just because someone
is inclined

To right stuff
all over there body

Doesn’t make them STUPID.

In fact, I have a tattoo…..

On “Relativity”

As a child

I use to think

My Father,

bless his departed soul,

was a lot older

than me…..

But now,

With all this

Reincarnation talk…..

I’m prone to think…..

He is a lot younger.

On “Aliens”

I’ve never seen an alien…

In person…

But then again,

I’ve never seen

Jennifer Lopez 1/23/07 …in person

Angelina Jolie  2/22/07

Brad Pit  2/22/07

George Washington ...in person

either.

(I should have written this

Before I went to Hollywood)


On "Dating"

The only reason
I ever got
Divorced is
I never went out
with enough women
to begin with--
kind of put me
at a disadvantage
when it came to
understanding women.

Sex is a natural thing.
If you meet enough women
it comes easy.

But finding the right women
is a little harder.
In fact,
I'd call it work.

But if you meet enough
women
Sooner or later,
One will like you,
and you will like one of them.

Hopefully
it's the same one.



(c) 2007 by stanley r medley