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"Snippets"
by stanley r
medley
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The temperature at which
People in
Start Bitchin’ --
“I’m Cold!”
….Now that would be
About fifty-nine
degrees.
On “Tattoos”
I LIKE tattoos.
I think they are really cool.
Why before the recent increase
In tattoo popularity,
It used to take me three
Or four dates
To figure out a girl
Was STUPID!
On “Tattoos” 2
Now of course I am
“just kidding.”
Just because someone
is inclined
To right stuff
all over there body
Doesn’t make them
STUPID.
In fact, I have a
tattoo…..
On “Relativity”
As a child
I use to think
My Father,
bless his departed soul,
was a lot older
than
me…..
But now,
With all this
Reincarnation talk…..
I’m prone to think…..
He is a lot
younger.
On “Aliens”
I’ve never seen an alien…
In person…
But then again,
I’ve never seen
Jennifer Lopez 1/23/07
…in person
Angelina Jolie
2/22/07
Brad Pit
2/22/07
George Washington ...in person
either.
(I should have written this
Before I went to
On "Dating"
The only reason
I ever
got
Divorced is
I never went out
with enough women
to begin
with--
kind of put me
at a disadvantage
when it came
to
understanding women.
Sex is a natural thing.
If you meet enough
women
it comes easy.
But finding the right women
is a little
harder.
In fact,
I'd call it work.
But if you meet enough
women
Sooner or later,
One will like you,
and you will like one of
them.
Hopefully
it's the same one.
(c) 2007 by stanley r
medley